Fic ideas I had, started writing and never finished because I have the attention span of a 5yo on a sugar rush

This is a call-out post to myself but mostly it’s because I like those ideas and I want to share them

Assassin’s Creed

  • Desmond Miles has friends : I refuse to believe that Desmond Miles didn’t forge any meaningful connexions in 9 years, so this fic is a Desmond-survives-the-Grand-Temple fic where he comes back to his New York life. The thing is a 16 year old runaway from a cult of assassins doesn’t make the most normal friendships, so that life was a commune made of anti-system rebels, runaways and other underground characters. And they are not going to let one of them slip away twice. (This AU is very self-indulgent and one of the most developed I have ever made, I just abandoned it because I had no idea where to go past : Desmond is loved and happy)
  • I think Desmond Miles and Clint Barton should be friends : a classic Desmond-get-into-the-MCU-because-why-not AU, developed solely because the thought of Desmond Miles and Clint Barton chilling together makes me happy (also I vaguely planned to include Bucky in there because methink he and Desmond have enough common ground with to have a really sweet relationship). I have made something resembling a coherent timeline for this one, but Lithuvia’s Auspex series on AO3 managed to scratch the Desmond&Clint itch so good I just forgot about it
  • Muderbot/Assassin’s Creed crossover : the Corporation in Muderbot is actually futur Abstergo, and they use assassin’s DNA to create their high quality combat units. Too bad for them, Isu DNA is tricky to work with and Desmond Miles is slowly starting to regain is memories.
  • The Sandman/Assassin’s Creed crossover : While he is reliving his ancestors’ memories, Desmond realise that Rebecca’s animus keep reusing one specific face for clearly different characters. The team don’t pay too much attention to it, even if Rebecca is going crazy trying to pinpoint where that particular bug is coming from. That’s it, until Desmond bump into the guy during one of his real world mission. Hob Gadling is just trying to live his (eternal) life.

Nurarihyon no Mago

  • Rikuo’s human friends should get to know him for real : A post-canon fic based around the idea that Rikuo hide a lot of himself by trying to act as human as possible, and we never see him interact with his human friends post-reveal (except Yura). So it was a collection of little scenes of day!Rikuo acting more mischevious and calculating around the Kiyojūji Squad and their reactions

Sense8

  • Let’s put all the violent criminals in the same flat : Sun, Wolfgang and Felix are my favourite characters in Sense8 so I want them to be roommates. The plot is that after escaping prison, Sun gets to Germany for vague reasons (her brother is there, something pharmaceutical, something mafia) and live with Wolfgang and Felix. Felix is very confused, so the whole fic is from his POV.

Yu-Gi-Oh

  • Am I the only one to think the Ishtar siblings look like Goa'ulds ? : Crossover with Stargate SG1. During Battle City, the American army get some very strange reading from Domino, Japan. Someone is using Goa'uld tech on earth and that Ishtar clan is very very suspicious. Jack pretends to not be terrified by Isis, Teal'c and Rishid just look stoïcally at each other, and Atem is trying to not look suspicious in the background.
  • What if Ryou’s life was more like the Thief King’s : AU where after Mr. Bakura death in the desert, Ryou has to fend for himself in Egypt. He gets in touch with the Spirit of the Ring way earlier, so it’s a Big-Brother-Yami-Bakura-AU nobody asked for. Through Yami Bakura being more-or-less manipulative (I haven’t decided how much of YB is TKB or Zorc in this AU yet) and some canon-typical Shadi behaviour, Ryou decides that the Pharao is responsible for his father’s death. He meets Malik early after Mr. Ishtar death and they are friends (very important). Just after Death-T, a new student arrives at Domino High. He is very polite and friendly, and seems very respectable despite that awful scar on his face.

So yeah, that’s all I’ve got. If you find any of those ideas interesting, feel free to ask about it or using it in any fanfic project you might have, it would make me very happy :D

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asha-mage:

What is your Toxic Writer Trait?

it’s not a run on sentence if I use enough commas

better to capitalize to much then not enough

I dare not repeat this single word to often, to the thesaurus!

better my prose read like a text book rather then have someone call it purple

feedback WILL include “the setting feels like a character” so help me GOD

their is no such thing as to much fun with italics and bolding

so what if my barely literate farmboy talks like he got a high school education?

i had to think up socioeconomics for this STUPID world, you WILL hear about it

it’s my story and I’ll include my thinly veiled fetish if I want too

other (specify in tags)

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comas AND I use semicolon like I could get them back into fashion all by myself if I try enough

descole:

aboardthescheherazade:

ctoons:

ctoons:

drtanner-sfw:

ctoons:

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

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Ten years of celebrating the 15th, everyone

HAPPY 10 YEARS OF THE 15TH, EVERYONE. I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS IS STILL HAPPENING.

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maranzalla:

maranzalla:

that part at the beginning of brotherhood where Machiavelli is like “we need to solve the Borgia influence in Rome” and Ezio is like “wait here” and murders the first captain, and Machiavelli “you think I didn’t think about murder?” and ezio “you’re right. Murder and arson”

“murder, arson, and aggressive urban investments”

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ac

ben-learns-smth:

I always bring a book just in case but today I forgot and now I’m bored on the train, so

what is the one (1) thing you always bring with you that isn’t your phone, wallet, or keys?

a book

a snack

a drink

a fidget toy

headphones/earphones

an extra piece of clothing (jacket, sweater, ..)

a hat/cap

none of these, it’s actually… (tags pls!)

actually two or more are integral to my survival (tags pls!)

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reblogs appreciated!

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book - headphones - water - first aid kit (I am clumsy)

roskvawinther:

homofobe:

lostinhistorypics:

Marlene Dietrich is detained at a train station in Paris in 1933 for violating the ban on women wearing trousers.

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As with all german actors in the 30’s, you always gotta check the World War II section of their Wikipedia page. Well im happy to report that Marlene Dietrich was in open opposition to the Nazi regime, and in 1937 donated her entire salary for a film (over 9 million dollars in todays money) to helping Jewish refugees :)

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animate-mush:

*crying screaming throwing up* can’t do close readings of Moby Dick because that ING novel is already a close reading of itself *wailing and gnashing of teeth*

whale weekly

airyairyaucontraire:

JRR Tolkien, writing The Hobbit: The passages there were crossed and tangled in all directions, but the goblins knew their way, as well as you do to the nearest post-office…

Me, a child, reading it: Oh dear. I’m not sure I do know the way to the nearest post-office. It sounds as if that’s absolutely something I’m supposed to know. I can’t know less than a goblin. The book will be disappointed in me.

Me, a little while later, figuring out the location of a nearby post-office: oh thank goodness

Me for the rest of my life: feeling vaguely comforted and affirmed by knowing the location of the nearest post-office, a facility I almost never use, because I am at least the navigational equal of a goblin


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